cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014

Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

Slimy socks

When a persons feet sweat so much that when they take off their shoes, it's soaked in sweat and the sock has started drooping off the foot. Term was most likely started in the locker rooms of schools.

Eww Eric, your have slimy socks.

by potatoali August 10, 2017

drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 31, 2017

jello socks

Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water

Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks

by The jello socker July 1, 2018

Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Auntie SlickStick

Can only be performed by beefy, 6'5'' or more cowgirls. Tends to please men retaining dogdicks or chodes. The woman, sticking out get tongue as far as possible, shoves the penis into the crevasse underneath the tongue and lets saliva build-up. After 30 - 90 seconds, a twist of the tongue rotates the dong to the roof of the mouth, where the woman will proceed to suck the spit down her throat. Continue process until satisfaction has been acheived.

The last time my wife did an Auntie SlickStick was when we didn't think we could have regular intercourse as you had been in the womb for 9 weeks, Billy.

by AnotherWord4 December 22, 2018