Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.

Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.

by B. Pervster October 28, 2013

strapitute

Stripper that is also a prostitute.

For a few extra dollars that strapitute will suck you off.

by Sammichpants February 24, 2015

Siraphop

suck my ass yeah!

siraphop me

by jkpussy November 10, 2018

Kook Strap

A degrogatory name for a surfboard leash, in particular when used on a longboard.

"That friggen' hodad pearled his Bic so bad on that little ankle biter than he nearly choked himself with his kook strap."

"Dude, it's only like two feet out there. Are you really gonna use your friggen kook strap?"

by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012

stripper straps

when there is too much bra strap visibility.

Some shirts show too much stripper straps to wear to church or funerals.

by Fina__22 May 21, 2014

Bra Strap Feminism

Bra strap feminism refers to feminist rebelliousness that focuses on trivial issues and non-issues such as speaking up against a person that informed her her bra strap was visible, while actually not addressing or contributing anything towards issues that affect basic needs and rights of real underprivileged women around the world such as rapes, domestic violence, sanitary health.

Monica: Hey Samantha, I'm the gonna write to Prof. Kamala requesting her to get a free or subsidised sanitary health station installed in all women's restrooms in the college. What do you think?

Samantha: Nah, hers is just Bra Strap Feminism. She won't help you.

Monica: What do you mean? The other day, I actually saw her speak up FOR WOMEN against the authorities when Mr. Biden's question was taken first and hers next by the organiser!

Samantha: Precisely, Mon! She'll speak up for such stupid things. But won't for real issues. :(

by HisMsCoco January 25, 2023