simontini

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.

"Oh my god. She is so Simontini today."
"I need a Simontini tonight"

by Profz March 12, 2016

Simone

Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her.

Simone

by lovesimone January 2, 2017

simoms

This is a guy in a comic

Simoms is a very nice person

by Lulu Lummer March 18, 2017

simona kleiman

a girl who is down to earth and will be there for someone no matter what. she waits for what and who is right in life. she has been hurt by many where it has become a cycle. she's not secure with the people that are in her life because she feels as if they will always leave her. she should be given a chance by the one she loves most

Simona Kleiman is always put behind people that hurt others where she can be the one who makes everything better

by lolpayattentiontome April 15, 2017

simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018