shacket

A jacket one might wear regularly while shitting

Anyone seen my shacket i need to shit really bad!!!!

by gregory munch May 17, 2009

dry socket

A girl who won't 'put out.'

Don't waste your time on her, man. She's a dry socket.

by Me2-BFD April 21, 2009

Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."

If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!

by Nezom July 13, 2007

Shockenfreude

Humor and amusement derived by a topic that others find horrifying.

John received such a feeling of shockenfreude when he learned about the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's department's public safety bulletin on Pedobear.

by Coriform September 14, 2010

womb socket

Slang term for vagina.

Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."

by Mike Payne May 5, 2008

After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.

*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*

by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010

the socket

An alternate to the Shocker (finger fuck) where the user uses the pinky finger to enter the anus and the thumb to tickle the taint.

She got me with the socket, sneaky bitch.

by ggiato July 4, 2014