Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

Buffalo Seminary

Also known as the lesbian factory, Sem has a reputation for turning straight girls gay or at least a little bi.

Guy 1: Hey she's pretty cute!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's from Buffalo Seminary don't waste your time.

by userrr202432 October 6, 2020

buffalo seminary

straight nice girls will go in and come out with eyeliner curtain bangs and a girlfriend

girl: what happened to you!
girl: i go to buffalo seminary now

by lanadelraystan November 3, 2021

Raging-Semi

A term for a not fully erect penis,
Basically when you've cranked it up like 19 times that day and he's got nothing left to give then, all of the sudden, you see some fat FAT tits and get really horned up again but he just doesn't have the strength left to perform again

My girlfriend came over last night to have sex but i had already beat off 9 times that day. So she was upset that all she got was the raging-semi.

by oMrBrutaLo November 23, 2021

Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

Semi Party

Literally, a half of a party.

Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.

Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.

Tyler had a semi party together down at his house last weekend. About seven people enjoyed the pool, some video games, and all around douchebaggery.

by Smitty Joe June 12, 2006