search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.

Google is a pretty good search engine, though.

by AYB June 25, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

self searching

like soul searching, but without requiring a belief in ghosts.

i've been doing a lot of self searching, and i found that i am not at all religious.

by chuckybubbles November 21, 2009

seara

Someone who has graduated from The University Of Bastardry, smokes hella weed, and makes unnecessary food, and/ or drives a Saturn.

I was watching The Office and my neighbor was peepin through my window while i was strokin a wicked one and I thought to myself "Wow, she's a real Seara,"

by Sir Chesterfield Handlebottom December 28, 2015

sedaned

To be drunk enough (after a Long Black Sedan Band show) to pass out and wake up with cigarette butts in your mouth and beer bottle caps embedded into your forhead.

Joe got sedaned and got up close and personal with the floor of Jacoby's restroom.

by Nicotine March 11, 2003

club search

The inevitable search that ensues any time a group of people leave a club. Typically the search is for missing purses, cell phones, digital cameras, scarves, hats or gloves.

Club searchers are easy to spot as they are all lifting up seat cushions, checking coat and pants pockets, and looking in dark corners of the club.

I left my camera right under my coat, but couldn't find it when we were about to go. I had to lead a club search and found it under a table.

by H-Dave January 4, 2006

Attic searching

to get a blow job or anything else in the mouth

yo i went attic searching yesterday an it was greaaaat

by ginger02644 May 1, 2009