reddithole

When you start by reading just one reddit post, and end up staying up all night reading them.

Mom: Jimothy, why are you still awake?
Jimothy: Sorry, Mom, I fell down the reddithole again.

by thealarmsgoingoff March 9, 2021

Reddit Moment

When something happens that sounds similar to something that could happen on Reddit

That was an epic Reddit Moment

by CBa08 July 28, 2021

Reddit

An app used by people with no chance of ever sexually interacting with anybody brutally fighting in comment sections over a thing that they believe nobody should have except for themselves, ‘Opinions’.

Me: I have 15000 Reddit Karma.
Her: Ok, ok, can we have sex now?
Me: Sex?

by aquticdan678 September 18, 2021

Reddit

Stupid

Wow bob you're so reddit.

by ijefifhe March 2, 2022

Reddit

Somewhere where peeps and memers hangout.

Can also say that a person is a type of person that likes to stick with annoying people.

Emma : Yo I found a really good meme at Reddit

Random person : *suddenly stick with bob which is annoying ofc*
Bob : Why're you such a Reddit?

by Some coal with some diamonds April 6, 2022

I have reddit

Usually a bunch of socially inept group of catphising boys who pray on older dudes, and they don't see anything wrong there. You can find them doing that at 404discord.com.

Built and ran by the lowest tier of people on earth. Oh they think they can hack too by using public search results. And your not famous for being a mod on a PewDiePie Discord. GL with that.

I have reddit: hahaha racism n word ur in ur 30s ew pedo gross I'm so sus, furry stinky poopy lox gay, I wanna bang sloth cuz reddit, let's catphish dox Minecraft hahahah funny.

by Senπbeatz ÒwÓ October 13, 2019

The killer of reddit

Once there was a girl, she was the most beautiful in her small town. She decided to move onto Reddit to read funny posts. Once she saw a post by someone called 'The killer of reddit', she thought that the name was strange but she didn't care but what she read disturbed her the most, it was of a photo of 1 of the abandoned buildings in her town with a dead body of 1 of her classmates that disappeared a few months ago. Her classmates mouth was ripped open and his eyes were bitten out, suddenly someone messaged her, it was the account of the murderer, she started trembling and decided to not read the message. A few hours later, before she went to bed she decided to finally read it, it said " I'm in your house, come down the stairs", she trembled and heard a sound, it was a creek. She saw a smirk at her door....... A few years later she is still in her bed but now forever smiling.

The killer of reddit

by Reallydumb January 31, 2022