ralph

Word used in place of any transitive verb, esp. in reference to coitus.

i'm going to ralph your mother tonight

by The Barnes March 11, 2005

Ralph Wiggum

A moron.

"I'm special!".

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

raphael

raphael is an annoying brat who thinks hes funny, BUT REALLY HES NOT! he talks back to teachers and probably has ADHD.

"i think i like raphael."

"WHAT? HOW CAN YOU LIKE RAPHAEL?! HES A JERK!"

by lalala~ January 31, 2010

ralphing

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.

Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.

by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008

ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

Ralph School

A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!

Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?

Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.

Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?

Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.

Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?

Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!

Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2011

half-white ralph

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker

Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"

by Steven February 26, 2003