Procastinating

Erling

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever

by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021

procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005

procrastitute

(noun) - Literally, a hooker who procrastinates; Can be used to denote an actual lazy hooker or as an insult
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.

As an insult: "...you procrastitute."

Literal meaning:

"...so I paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. Whatta procrastitute!"

by N2O August 21, 2009

Procrastibator

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.

Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

by Rumplekins May 27, 2009

6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.

guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.

by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute

Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am

by 162875 March 10, 2015

procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.

I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.

by One little hellian February 14, 2017