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institutionalized panhandling

The act of an institution or charity hiring a staff of commissioned college students that stand in the street wearing branded shirts, passing out sympathy- or fear-inducing literature, and holding clipboards to forcibly solicit donations.
A: Aww man, the sidewalk is blocked up by 5 people all wearing the same green shirt, this can only mean Greenpeace is engaging in institutionalized panhandling again.
B: Quick, pretend you're on your cell phone and whatever you do do not make eye contact.
by rion h December 9, 2008
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Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.
Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.
by Guad or Ed's August 6, 2019
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Panther mafia

Group of “car” people who think Crown Victoria’s are good cars and shit on people who know they are good cheap cars.
That riced out panther mafia dickhead lost to my SUV at the straights an the twistys yet I could still hear him yelling about how performance the car was for miles, what a crackhead
by McNuggetsmc July 6, 2020
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Panthar

Lyke!!! theres a Panthar over there!!!
by Pan-Tharrrrr February 6, 2005
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panhandle flapjack

When you're fuckin' a chick in the butt from behind and she grabs your sack-skin and uses it to rub her junk and get herself off.
That chick Bianca LOVES to give herself a Panhandle Flapjack when she's gettin' railed in the ass.
by It's me, Ryan Softer January 9, 2010
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panther

An older woman who prefers to have sex with/preys on younger men.
kelso and fez form that 70's show were looking for panthers because they have more experience.
by hybrid November 16, 2003
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Alaskan Panhandle

When you grow a beard, then rub it into a clitoris/vaginal area. Shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the clit. This is done almost purely for hilarity.
Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.
by BrickFight August 1, 2010
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