Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads
Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for
Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse
Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in
Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for
Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse
Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in
by TorontoGs March 28, 2018
by JonathanGames May 15, 2009
by OrthodoxQuaker March 01, 2011
(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"
by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023
( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
by YoucancallmeFloyd November 13, 2007
A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.
The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.
by Antonio and Bassanio November 26, 2008
Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"
by TeX October 29, 2003