The man with 100 names!!!

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

by YangJin October 21, 2003

Naps Man

In my fucking opinion.
They're the tall,smart,funny looking ones.
Usually 90% gay.
They enjoy slapping eachother's asses in school apparently.
They do enjoy Asja Girls too so I'm told.
And 99.99% of the time they be getting horn.
I think they have grudges against Pres Man cuz we all know Pres Man better.
But they can't accept that.
Anyways I would not reccommend dating a naps man.
Cuz they'll always tell u about yr past but never talk about their pasts 🙄🤐

Too sum it up they are munipulative,physco,ugly ass boys who does feel they is all that when they ARE NOT.
dawgggg i swr doh leh dem filters fool allurr😂😂🤣

*conversation between a group of girls*
(from different school btfw)
Devina:Would you all rather a Pres Man or a Naps Man?
A: Pres Man
B: PRES MAN!!!
C: Pres Man all d way
D: Dawg I say Pres Man no capp
E: Ayo Pres Man fs
F: Pres Man fss
U: Pres Mannnn

*based on true past events*😂

by ily.ness December 23, 2021

Naples Pap

One who resembles a placenta-flesh eating skinny faggot who twirls around naked in hallways to impress other men who charm their anacondas to his presense. Furthermore, he enjoys sucking cock for coke to make him feel like the almighty god of anal bleeders. Despite his fag loving fetish he also craves the g-spot of 10 year old girls---yet he is unable to recieve this desire because of the 9 inch cranberry man twatted juice flavored dildo constantly jammed in his brown eye. Despite all these flaws, he is greately expected to win the noble price of being the first personn to have the ablity to literally make his bald guy puke by jackin off to an object--not a person.

Silly Sally: Oh no! My 10 year old niece, Jasmine's g-spot has been penetrated again...

Mr. Chitel: Fuck! Another Naples Pap came here yesterday!!!

by Herick Fjelstad January 23, 2008

Naes

a completely perfect man. he's got it all

talent, looks, personality. the hottest guy in the world. the ability to woo anyone.

"omg! my new boyfriend is a total NAES!"

by the luckiest dude in the galax July 14, 2018

urbanized names

looking up your name on urban dictionary, seeing the definition and hoping to God it's not someone talking about you. Often resulting in either pure joy or an instant drop in self esteem.

"Man, i looked up my name on urban dictionary last night."

"And?"

"Urbanized names suck."

by justaverage101 February 4, 2010

Pull a Naeseth

To take a shit, or do anything extremely embarassing or awkward.

Dude I so totally have to go to the bathroom and pull a Naeseth.

by Crinkle24 November 1, 2008

Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

by nobodycantellhehehe April 18, 2021