micheal myers

Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby

micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Mitch

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

by qwertyuiokiugydresdfghjklmjhug July 17, 2017

Micheal

The bestest best friend ever, he likes to play video games and touch himself CONSTANTLY. He also excels at making political rants and being not huggable. Definitely Screwable.

Person 1: Hey its my bestest best friend Micheal!

Person 2: Oh look he's now going to masterbate while playing Xbox and ranting about politics!

Woman: *inside banging Micheal*

by Dickbutt MICHEAL September 5, 2012

Jordan Mitchell

The most amazing boy in the world. He is sweet and loves basket ball with a strong passion. He has a girlfriend ladies, sorry. But feel free to look on your own (could be dangerous). He is very easy to get along with and has a BIG dick.

I just got done hanging with Jordan Mitchell. Man he is a cool cat.

by That Kid Down the Road January 1, 2012

Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009

Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Micheal Shanks

A very hot actor who plays Dr. Danny Jackson on Stargate SG-1. He Has brown hair and blue eyes. He broke every single women's heart when he married Lexa Doig. He is by far one of the sexiest men alive and is very talented.

Lexa should be killed and Micheal should be freed.

I love you Micheal!!!

Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!

by DannysBitch August 9, 2005