I might add

A highly condescending manner to end a sentence, that essentially means: "You just got told, fuckhead."

Liz: *Listening to Justin Bieber*

Liz’s mom: Turn the fucking noise down!!! Why don’t you show gratefulness? After all, I gave birth to you; I tore my V to my A, because of you, I might add.

Dean: You just went 0-37 in Call of Duty…

Grant: So…?

Dean: I could get more kills than you, if I banged my dick on the controller I might add.

Jeff: Buy me lunch; I got you laid last week.

Stu: Go fuck yourself; she gave me an STD, genital warts I might add…

by Kittyburner506 July 8, 2010

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb

Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.

They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

Might I suggest that you die

So please crawl into a pit, roll over and stop breathing.

Do it for your mom.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

Might

The samll piece of skin between your sack and ahole.

You can lick my might, because there "MIGHT" be shit on it, or there "MIGHT" not.

by PKnoice May 27, 2008

Might

Will absolutely, definitely do a thing.

“Oh I might play stardew again tomorrow.”

by SaintJami February 9, 2020

the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

by chavalita January 23, 2008

mightymouse

smart ass, uptight bitch with a cunt as tighter than a benni's bum

by Godspeed April 30, 2003