Methodist

An organizer, binder, and substainer of the peace within a small group.

Methodists are commonly found strategizing years into the future.

by Just stories October 2, 2016

Left-Hand Suzuki Method

An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.

Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"

Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."

by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010

Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)

Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Agile Methodology

A work-group paradigm for software engineers where all the people in your work-group sit near each other, and little or no official documentation is required in the written code. This is to get working code out faster in order to keep pace with the competition.

Our new company owner is instituting Agile Methodology and I don't know how that will work out after 12 years of the documentation requirement being being beaten into me.

by Mikealike June 24, 2008

Snake Method

A method used when approaching a female on PMS with caution to get close enough to choke her and say "fuck you, you crazy bitch!"

Mayne my girl is going crazy, what should I do?" "Dawg you should use the snake method on that hoe."

by Over Grown Mexican June 12, 2011

elbow method

when a girl puts her elbow on a guy's forehead and gyrates their wenis in a clockwise circular motion resulting in euphoric fermented batter

"yo does your girl use the elbow method?"

"yea man only on wednesdays tho"

by garbonzobean28 October 13, 2022

Gram's Method

A method of staining bacteria treated with a solution of iodine, potassium iodine, and water.

"We used the Gram's Method for this."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004