Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.

My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.

by shamonajackson March 24, 2011

Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

Matt Smith

Matt Smith: to describe someone with a weird or uncommon face structure

David Tennant: Dude have you seen our replacement?
Christopher Eccleston: Yeah, he's a total Matt Smith.
David: Ya know, Allons-y
Christopher: Fantastic

Matt: D:

by hoovian June 10, 2014

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is cool, funny, and forgetful. He is married to a woman named Billie Piper. This is totally real. No joke. Fight me.

Man that guy must be a Matt Smith!

by UrMomIsMyDad April 11, 2016

Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.

He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.

by Naswipp November 30, 2017

matt rose

The most awesome amazing coolest person on the planet!

Guy 1- Did you see that dude.. he has to be the coolest person on the planet.

Guy 2 - Yea thats matt rose

by swagprince500 May 24, 2009

Matt Lloyd

Someone who is exceptionally intelligent, handsome, athletic and humorous.

That guy's a bit of a Matt Lloyd.

by spider31 February 14, 2009