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MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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Sex machine

A machine (person) who is quiet active in thier sex life. Sometimes refered to as Hot Spicy Tamales. Has had many sexual encounters and is very experienced.
Wow did you see that Sex machine Mike?
by And3h January 7, 2008
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Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob
by got trophy head November 26, 2009
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rumpus machine

British kid: Ello mum, can i watch some tellie on the rumpus machine.
by A IE S O P January 6, 2010
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machine fuck

A person who finds machines more attractive and sexually arousing than most males, females or anything else, human or non-human,that can be classified under etheir sex.
Arcades turn Sara on because she is a Machine Fuck.
by ukilledmyhope July 31, 2008
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Arcade Machine

A sizable video game machine, ranging from cocktail-table size (the size of your average coffee table,) to monstrous cockpit-style units.

Owning a few of these bad boys could potentially make you rich -- with having to do little or no actual work. All you do is strategically place them in public locales, and empty out the cash box, repeatedly... Sure, you'll have to pay the business owner a percentage, but you'll still make a shitload of money.
I found me a VERY used arcade machine for only $30 dollars. I just gotta fix it up a little bit, put it in the local beer joint, and I'll have a decent secondary income to go along with my paltry grocery store paycheck...
by Jason L. July 29, 2005
mugGet the Arcade Machinemug.

silver machine

Something on which one would take a ride which leaves you still feeling mean.
As sung about in the UK no.3 hit single by Hawkwind in 1972 with the now infamous Lemmy, later of Motörhead, on bass guitar and vocals. The song is thought to be based on a time-travelling bicycle or something.
"I just took a ride in a silver machine,
And I'm still feeling mean"
by Cap'n Teeth July 30, 2008
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