by BossManAlex May 30, 2022
Get the Limpmug. A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
Get the Bartender's Limpmug. by realbrian September 12, 2019
Get the limp brainmug. Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.
by anonymous April 19, 2021
Get the Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkelmug. The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
Get the limp dick politicsmug. 1. It's used to replace the word Simp with Limp. "Just replace the S with a L because that what they(simps) take(loses)".
2. This term is used to obey the Twitch streamer guidelines. So on Twitch you can't say Simp, so as a streamer you can just say Limp to respect the "rules" so that you don't get banned.
2. This term is used to obey the Twitch streamer guidelines. So on Twitch you can't say Simp, so as a streamer you can just say Limp to respect the "rules" so that you don't get banned.
1. "My nigga stop limping"
2. "Welcome to the dojo, where we turn Limps into Pimps"
3. "Limping decreases you SMV" (sexual market value)
2. "Welcome to the dojo, where we turn Limps into Pimps"
3. "Limping decreases you SMV" (sexual market value)
by Dojo's apprentice April 6, 2022
Get the Limpmug. When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.
by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016
Get the Limpmug.