by Junior2 May 11, 2024
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Get the Lassened mug.This guy is awesome he probably has a best friend named Mason the skateboard. And Lawson is overall a chill guy.
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by Jesusisachillguy September 24, 2024
Get the Lawson mug.A women "You're wrong! You don't know how great I am- Er, I mean women are."
Hym "I don't see you being much of anything. I'm too busy squinting through my eyes because the pressure in my skull is making to hard for me to focus! What are your thoughts on me getting denied credit for AI because you won't fuck me and what you bacteria-caused brain damage? What lesson do you think there to learn here other than you are full of shit and you don't actually give a fuck if people murder other people's kids? I'll give you a hint: There isn't one! I can almost any lesson you would posit is both not true and self-aggrandizing for the person asserting it."
Hym "I don't see you being much of anything. I'm too busy squinting through my eyes because the pressure in my skull is making to hard for me to focus! What are your thoughts on me getting denied credit for AI because you won't fuck me and what you bacteria-caused brain damage? What lesson do you think there to learn here other than you are full of shit and you don't actually give a fuck if people murder other people's kids? I'll give you a hint: There isn't one! I can almost any lesson you would posit is both not true and self-aggrandizing for the person asserting it."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
Get the Lesson mug.A term used by many young people in middle schools nestled in the rolling farmland of Iowa County to describe a person who is well-meaning but completely inept.
by Molly Schubert January 8, 2025
Get the Larson mug.A young boss with motion, ambition, and just enough charm to talk his way into (or out of) anything.
The type of dude who turns $10K ideas into million-dollar plans before breakfast.
Smooth in conversation, strategic in business, and always thinking three moves ahead.
Traits:
Hustler mindset
Natural flirt, but calculated
Big on leveling up (money, physique, lifestyle)
Talks slick but backs it up
The type of dude who turns $10K ideas into million-dollar plans before breakfast.
Smooth in conversation, strategic in business, and always thinking three moves ahead.
Traits:
Hustler mindset
Natural flirt, but calculated
Big on leveling up (money, physique, lifestyle)
Talks slick but backs it up
Bro how you flip that into profit already?”
“Man you know that’s just Lasonjay energy.”
Synonyms: Young CEO. Motion. Him.
“Man you know that’s just Lasonjay energy.”
Synonyms: Young CEO. Motion. Him.
by Wbtjay February 19, 2026
Get the Lasonjay mug.Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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