Johnny Joestar

A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.

Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.

by JOJOFAN12345 October 30, 2021

right johnny good

1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.

Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good

by Gimli July 9, 2003

One Up Johnny

Johnny is one of a select group of people who think they contain a vast well of knowledge on all subjects. Like Cliff Clavin the character on the old TV show Cheers, he pretends to know intimate details about everything—from the best region for the manufacture of shoe polish to the calibration of gene splicing equipment. Johnny works as an hourly employee in a large corporation and has no specific higher education or degree.

Greg: "I have a stomach ache."

One up Johnny: "That pain in your abdomen could be from a variety of internal organs. These organs include the stomach, small intestine, colon, liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. It could be a serious condition. You should consider being evaluated by a physician"

Greg: "Yeah, or it could be from that donut I ate earlier."

Mike: "Have I ever told you I have a motorcycle?"

by Reverent JAB September 20, 2009

Johnny's seasoning salt

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".

I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008

johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)

Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006

Johnny Truant

The best band to ever come out of England. Seriously, this band will blow you away. They're lyrics are positively the best I've ever heard, and Oli's screaming just tops it off nicely. Honestly, this band are simply, the shit.

Songs that you should download are;
Necropolis Junction
I am the primitologist, Mr. Robert Sapolsky
Realist Surrealist
The Bloodening
and Footprints in the Thunder.

A++++++++++

"Build up our houses and cherish our lives, I screamed out with our hearts, 'I love you'" - Footprints in the Thunder

"Mr. Rob Sapolsky, won't you answer this one question for me?" I am the primitologist, Mr Rob Sapolksy

"What now? Your bloods infected, It's all sinister and masturbated. Let go of his neck, you’ll find no glory among the dead." The Bloodening

"I'd hold you in my arms, If Satan found romance" Realist Surrealist

"As I lay in shrouds among the wasted dead, a callus soul reveals the carriage blooded red. Look up to the sky, the clouds were dripping poison" Necropolis Junction

Johnny Truant, best band ever from England. :

by Realist Surrealist June 24, 2006

Johnny

Johnny is a person you don't want to mess with. Although most Johnny's are short they know how to fight and will fight for you especially if you're his girl. If you're ever lucky enough to have a Johnny in your life don't ever let him go because you will regret it. Johnny , one if an absolutely incredible massive cocktail. He is an absolute fuck machine who loves to please his woman first. Johnny, A very handsome and attractive man. You ever seen super man, well that's him except he is even sexier and cuter.

Johnny the best friend you could ever want to have. I wish I had a Johnny.

by Jennifer1313 January 6, 2021