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barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011
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Leeroy Jenkins

The act of doing something before any other participants are ready, whether one is entering an establishment, conquering a task, or penetrating another person. In the latter case, the other person is a willing participant, but was not anticipating the act of intercourse beginning so suddenly.
"Gwahhuhuuh? Dammit, Bill! You can't just up and Leeroy Jenkins your way into my snatch before wetting my whistle! Christ."
by Ameri-can-you-not? January 23, 2017
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Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
by Valo January 1, 2005
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jenking

when a guy&girl have sex in one of their parents room. THIS IS A MORTAL SIN.
person 1: "Dude I have something to tell you..."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."
by lonlover6point9 October 26, 2011
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circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.
The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.
by Bella September 21, 2003
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Jenkin

Somebody who spends his whole life going after one specific girl.
Hey! Haven't you been going after that girl for 3 years?

Yeah, I'm doing a Jenkin.
by Steve Cubson February 26, 2015
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Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
by Harry Niss October 24, 2011
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