when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011
Get the barnacle jenkins mug.The act of doing something before any other participants are ready, whether one is entering an establishment, conquering a task, or penetrating another person. In the latter case, the other person is a willing participant, but was not anticipating the act of intercourse beginning so suddenly.
"Gwahhuhuuh? Dammit, Bill! You can't just up and Leeroy Jenkins your way into my snatch before wetting my whistle! Christ."
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When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
by Valo January 1, 2005
Get the Jerking off stalefish mug.person 1: "Dude I have something to tell you..."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."
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Get the Jenkin mug.V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
by Harry Niss October 24, 2011
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