only the most sexiest, awesomest, prettiest, most amazingest, coolest phone out there!!! it does everything and you know it. anyone who doesnt have it and say they hate it are just jealous cuz they dont have one. its great and does whatever, i love mine. most people want it really badly. if you are considering the iPhone...DO IT!! you need this phone, its a winter wonderland or maybe a sunny summer day at the beach!!!!<3
Peter: omg the iphone!
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Lily: No!
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
*Lily leaves*
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Lily: No!
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
*Lily leaves*
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.
by peterlilyandjon June 2, 2010
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Jim: Hey Jimmette, your flashlight on your iPhone XR is on.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
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iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.
The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.
iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.
The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.
Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.
by cell phones suck April 3, 2009
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Person A: Hey, what's the address of the place we are going again?
Person B: I don't know, how are we going to find it?!
A: Ummm... I guess we have to go all the way home and check on the computer, becuase neither of us have iPhones.
B: IPhone moment!
Person B: I don't know, how are we going to find it?!
A: Ummm... I guess we have to go all the way home and check on the computer, becuase neither of us have iPhones.
B: IPhone moment!
by sloipe December 29, 2011
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Person1: OMG I GOT DA NEW IPHONE 2G!
Person2: Nah, I'm gonna stick to my Nokia phone
Person1: j00 n00b
Now in 2019:
Person1: Yo I got the iPhone 2G
Person2: Y'know that's 12 years old, right?
Person3 in background: Yo yea ur a noob! I got the new iPhone 11S+ PRO MAX!
Person1: idc
Person1: OMG I GOT DA NEW IPHONE 2G!
Person2: Nah, I'm gonna stick to my Nokia phone
Person1: j00 n00b
Now in 2019:
Person1: Yo I got the iPhone 2G
Person2: Y'know that's 12 years old, right?
Person3 in background: Yo yea ur a noob! I got the new iPhone 11S+ PRO MAX!
Person1: idc
by crunchyorange November 17, 2019
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Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
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