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iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.
jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022
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iPhone

Person 1: what phone should i buy?
Person 2: iPhone
by CoolGuyWith iPhone February 18, 2022
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iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.
I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.
by Winders 11 April 20, 2018
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iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025
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IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
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Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018
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iPhone 11 Pro Max

A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.
1: I got an IPhone 11 Pro Max
2: ok
by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022
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