two finger shoe horn 

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

two finger shoe horn by Grimm D January 11, 2009

morning horn 

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

morning horn by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006

d-horn 

noun:de-horn; a female body type charicterized by skinny legs a flat behind and a thick potato like mid section. Often associated with heavy drinking and smoking.

d-horn dehorn

d-horn by snippee September 29, 2010

Hornsby Swanson 

The ideal pimp or a player; a rizz god.

I’m feelin’ like Hornsby Swanson right now the way I’m mackin these bitches.

Hornsby Swanson by hornsmitt May 18, 2022

hornswaggled 

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

hornswaggled by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Horn Bug 

A slang term for a person who is always horny

Brandon is such a horn bug, he asked me to fuck many times

Horn Bug by RippTheSheets January 4, 2012

Horndog Cattle 

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page

John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl

Horndog Cattle by Agent 99 October 23, 2014