hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009

hooker douche

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.

"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."

by get hooker December 9, 2009

fishnet hooker

A girl who is addicted to a guy and will do anything to be with him forever. Even if the guy doesnt like her, she will stay by his side forever.

#1: Jocelyne you fackin fishnet hooker get away from Perry.
Jocelyne: NO!!! MY PEAR WEEEE HES MINE ALL MINESSS
#1: ur crazy beeyatch

by P GIMME March 17, 2005

hooker feet

Nasty, black, hard, feet like a hooker walking the street for some cash all night long

"Damn, Heather you've got some nasty ass hooker feet !"

by HeatherBurros__ May 10, 2017

hooker on wheels

A chick who has sex with anyone with a car, and lets everybody know it.

Damn that bitch is a hooker on wheels!!!!

by tweeks May 17, 2006

pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006

Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.

"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."

by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009