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Veloci-hooker 

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
Veloci-hooker by 5ronins December 8, 2009
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couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
couch hooker by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

Hat Hooker 

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.
That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

determined hooker 

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.
determined hooker by Gassypasted November 30, 2017

Dead Hooker 

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight
Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".
Dead Hooker by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

Spare Change Hooker 

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.
Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.
Spare Change Hooker by Pineyappul November 3, 2008

Ring Around the hooker 

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.
(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."