Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

Headbangy

When you’re listening to music and you want to headbang.

A: bro I’m listening to music rn but it’s 2:00 am

B: oh cool so you can fall asleep?
A: fuck no! I’m listening to some headbangy shit!

B: gotcha

by Kibble3 May 29, 2020

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

heavy head syndrome

More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.

"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."

by aleve_arreves October 14, 2009

Tuba Head

A person who's head is shaped like the musical instrument (tuba)

Wow, that fat kid is a tuba head

by Lamboman23 November 9, 2009

Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!

Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...

by Rizzle806 January 7, 2011

East Haddam

A town, located in Connecticut, that is so small every one knows each other.

-Hey do you know Fred, from East Haddam?
-Of course, man, I live in East Haddam.

by I hate you all. May 8, 2012