happy clapper

a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.

can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.

- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."

- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."

- "what? oh man. amen!"

or

"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"

by melsugar September 3, 2006

Happy Days

A 70's-era American TV series set in the 1950's, and starring, among others, Henry Winkler and Ron Howard. It was a very wholesome, family-oriented show, and was very loved for it's feel-good quality, and overall innocence, and remains quite popular to this day.

"Last night, "Happy Days" was on for 3 hours, and it was fun to watch."

by Katey777 July 24, 2009

Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

Dick Happy

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

by Kay.Baby October 17, 2007

happy clap

when a male thrusts forward so quickly, his dick and balls slap against his stomache, causing a "clapping" sound

Sarah: At Lisa's party we dared Steven to happy clap for a beer and he did it..twice!

by chandramukhi January 23, 2008

boat happy

a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.

angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.

by Left Turn Clyde November 29, 2009

Hairy Growler

A woman's, usually an older woman's vagina with an exceptionally large amount of pubic hair.

I was going to go down on her but she had a really hairy growler!

by sukotsu December 19, 2010