Gorgon

Incredibly tired individual who stays up late

Yeah I stayed up past my bedtime because I'm such a gorgon

by gorgonthe2nd July 13, 2021

Gorgon

Someone that rarely goes to school and instead stays home to play Persona 5, gets mad when he doesn't get to sit in the front seat, rages at the demon slayer game, gets 300$ a month to occasionally take out the trash.

Person 1: Damn I heard Gorgon thinks Attack on Titan is coming to Call of Duty Vanguard

Person 2: Gorgon moment

by Genghis Khancrcrcrcrcrc November 26, 2021

Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

The Gordon Ramsey Effect

When you think when you did or are doing something you are doing a great job. But in actuality you are terrible at it.

The Gordon Ramsey Effect is when you think your great at something but your bad at it. Here is a a sentence describing it: “I thought when I sang I was great at it. But my instructor said I was trash...”

by Dr. Abiss February 3, 2019

The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking

The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

by celebritychefcrush August 21, 2021

gordon

Doing a gordon means to have homosexual sex with a man wearing the typically gay atire of tight jeans and a fishnet vest.

Steve was doing a Gordon

by Steve Urdic December 23, 2006

Gorgon

(n) the surprise act of placing hot feces in or on a lover's eyes so that they rise up quickly and stagger blindly throughout the room with arms outstretched, like some kind of agitated zombie. This "game" was played frequently among some of the royal families of Europe throughout the 17th and 18th century.

"The chess match would have to wait. Donnell squatted over Belinda in an attempt to summon the Gorgon" or "Nigel saw her outstretched on the tanning bed...he scurried over and shat on her eyes, thus releasing the Gorgon".

by peppermint sled February 6, 2010