Gordon 

Gordon is one of the best hall monitors at Harbord Collegiate Institute. He is super friendly and gets along with everyone.

Student:Today Gordon helped me carry my bio project up the stairs.
He so nice, isn't he?
Other Student: Damn Right He Is!!!!!!!!!!!

Gordon by CockSucker6996 April 11, 2019

Fischer Gordon 

Big gay and burly Cuban man. Can be observed running around wildly with a shovel every afternoon. Genuinely hates feminists and will obliterate any that he comes across. Gets angry very easily. "Agh I’m so mad."

Guy: hey Fischer Gordon do you wanna study?
Fischer: ah I’m so mad !!!

Fischer Gordon by Rball March 18, 2018

Archie Gordon

A person that is really short and hides kids in a basement

Yesterday I did a Archie Gordon

Archie Gordon by DeffoNotJamal69 October 14, 2019

Pulling a Gordon 

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

Pulling a Gordon by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

godroach 

n. Any person who is a persistent pest in proselytizing their religious beliefs,especially to people who are not interested.

The godroaches are sure thick in the atheist chat room tonight.

godroach by Egreg December 30, 2002

gorbot 

The autonomical replacement for middle level manager of dubious authority and minor responsibility, who is roped into various painful rituals commonly know as "staff meetings" and "decision pools", "managerial data gathering", and as such is never at his desk actually doing his job. Thus the 'Gorbot' is required.

I couldn't find Bob, so I got the stock answer from his gorbot instead.

gorbot by Steve April 26, 2004

Gordasaurus

An adjective to describe something bad-ass, cool, or just plain awesome. Combination of Gord (a variant of the word good) and Tyrannasaurus Rex, the most bad ass of dinosaurs.

Elise: "How was the cake?"
Max: "It was fucking Gordasaurus"

Gordasaurus by JUTS95 February 20, 2011