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Global sex therapy

Common sex therapy is only for help with sexual problems but global ex therapy is for all kinds of help with mental problems such as anxiety,nervousness,loss of self esteem,and some times social phobia ect.
In places where prostitution is legal they can get a prostitute to help with sex if she goes through a small training course and health exam and they have people on staff that have been trained to give sex in this context.
The word global in global sex therapy means it is used for all types of mental health treatment and not just sexual.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D
I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual
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Global Slut

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Ivan: I got my time-off approved by my boss.
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Ivan: No, I've been awarded a scholarship to study in France/Germany/Japan/Malaysia/America/Italy
Amy: Wow! Another one? You go to so many places. Haha, you never stay put, you global slut.
Ivan: Haha, yeah, well when the opportunity presents itself I gotta take advantage of it.
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