fluddle

An amount of standing water, during or after heavy rain, that is too large and deep to be counted as a puddle, but too shallow and small to be counted as a flood.

Did you see that massive fluddle at the bottom of the road this morning? It was almost impossible to drive through it!

by CortexRock November 13, 2009

Fudderwack

is when you masterbate extremely vigerously when you're parner is asleep next to you to the point where they wake up.

- If you wake them up by your grunts of enjoyment.
- If you wake them up by accidents making contact with their body and your member.
- If you wake them up with covering them in ejaculate.

"Sorry dear, I didn't mean to fudderwack you"

by Boyo Lewis April 18, 2010

fiddlers elbow

During the act of intercourse (Homo or Hetro) the bum(fanny) moves backwards and forward at high speed! Just like Nigel Kennedy's elbow!

On New Year's Eve Paul's arse was going like a fiddlers elbow when we caught him knobbing that fat lass!

by Mr Mallet November 10, 2006

fiddle

Glass pipe for smoking meth.

The fiddler is blowing a new fiddle, so he can smoke his crittle.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Fiddle Faddle

A blow jobtechnique where a girl does random movements with her tongue on the head of the penis.

"Dude, I heard Cindy gave you a blowjob man!"
"Yeah man, it was awesome! When she used the fiddle faddle I came

by mrcandlestick February 13, 2012

Fiddle stick

Your large penis

I like to Fiddle my Fiddle stick

by Guy with fiddle stick April 1, 2017

Kiddy Fiddler

Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021