hash fruit

crazy frozen europes best 4-field berry mix grade A eaten while crazily being crazy on the webcam. cool way to say frozen fruit

-hey! look! its ur face on webcam! waitaminute, what r u eating?
-its hash fruit baby!!! yeah!
-gimme soma dat fruit

by nihiice! November 19, 2004

Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

denim fruit

slang term for genitals, male or female.

"Wanna snack on my denim fruit?"

by El Chucho May 27, 2006

Alaskan fruitbasket

This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina

I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.

by Poptartius August 5, 2016

Fruitcake

A gross cake-like thing that consists of nasty spices, nuts, anddried fruit.

"The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now." - Inventor of the fruitcake

by purpleppleater1234 April 28, 2011

fruitcake

A horribly amusing insult.

Scooter is a fruitcake.

by Rachel June 6, 2004

Fruita

a fantastic town in colorado, ultimatly being known for its famous headless chicken... Mike! We love you Mike!

Ok kids, lets load up and go to Fruita for Mike the Headless Chicken festival!

by ohmeohmy July 5, 2008