When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016
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*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.
*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.
*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"
"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."
"Fairies are not real."
"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"
"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."
"Fairies are not real."
"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "
by Dave December 9, 2004
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