Shot faced

Shot faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot faced."

"I'm gonna get shot faced all weekend."

by Sparkler Girl 1 May 28, 2008

face-out

Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows.

Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!

John likes her status.

Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest?

John immediately unlikes her status.

John (responding to her comment on status): Face-out! Seriously, nobody cares.

Other common forms: faced-out as in, "you jus got faced-out!"

by The Revolutionist October 4, 2011

face air

When you remove your mask after stepping outside you get amazing FACE AIR!!

damn that face air is so fresh, ive had this mask on all day!

by sarah's funny February 14, 2021

cape face

The face one acquires living south of rt 3. The ruddy complexion of alcoholism mixed with salty sea air and oxycontin theft. White trash eyes are a plus, but not necessary.

I got so drunk last night i woke up in bed with this cape faced girl. I ran out immediately and went to dunkin' donuts.

by jenjet2 September 28, 2009

Weasel-face

Man of any age or race with a narrow face and a smallish pointed Roman nose

Who the fuck are you calling sluts you weasel-face cunt?

by Charlie Snidge May 14, 2019

trailer-face

when a person looks like he or she grew up in or lived in a trailer. usually hard looking or ugly.

that girl has a definite trailer-face

by theo rio August 27, 2009

Pininch Face

The face you make while :
1. Remebering an inside joke

2. When your somewhat surprised.

3.When you have a really bad sport picture and it fails completely.

*Remembering what a friend said*
*Pininch Face*

Friend 1: Wow i just did a Pininch Face !
Friend 2: Yeah man i know *smh*

by taryn&keshia December 6, 2009