The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

by go commit die August 17, 2018

by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017

by toeclipper March 5, 2022

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas
by ilyguelas April 23, 2019

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
