financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

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An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”

*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!

by WazzuppG November 20, 2022

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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

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Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

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convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

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