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Facebook material

Information that you don't mind sharing with the rest of the world.

Aka Fb material
Person 1: Hey I think i saw you and Janet the other day in the park.
Person 2: Yeah, keep that within yourself for a while man. Our relation isn't ''Facebook material'' yet.
by tq4zap February 13, 2012
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Facebook Jockey

The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!

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by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013
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Facebook Hero

When someone on Facebook makes a status that nobody gives a fuck about and they think they are being a hero instead of actually helping, pissing off everyone who reads the status. These people are known to be big drama queens who just want attention.
Person 1: Look at beckys status again
Person 2: Who does she think she is, a Facebook Hero?

example of a status:

See that girl you made fun of, her mom just died. See that boy whos ugly, he's depressed. See that boy you beat up, he is poor and his parents are getting divorced. Repost this if you care <3
by Lolbuttz May 24, 2012
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Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.
by Butholeman September 10, 2015
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Facebook liberal

A gullible person with liberal views who constantly cries wolf and believes the sky is falling because they believe every liberal Facebook post and who shares fake news stories without thinking for a second whether or not they are true.
Ha Ha. This Facebook Liberal is sharing more fake news in her feed and whipping herself into another frenzy.
by bubba luva March 20, 2017
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Facebook Hero

Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.
As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.
by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017
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The Facebook Paradigm

The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.
I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.
by fluvial March 4, 2010
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