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Call of Duty 

A game that started recycling the game a few years ago. This game has a lot of 5-9 year old squeakers that think everyone is hacking. The only games that were not recycled were Advanced Warfare, the Modern Warfare Series, and Black Ops 2 (Campaign xD).
Game : (insert name here) is dominating you!
Squeaker : Wow wut a hacker... WHY IS EVERYONE HACKING OOOHHHH IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Guy : Kid, just leave and never pickup a Call of Duty game ever again.
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Call of Duty 

Currently the best form of contraception known to man. It keeps the raping strictly to video games, rather than on the streets because we ALL know that these kids have never seen a real pair of tits before.
Sally: Hey John! Eat my pussy! :D

John: Umm... no... I'm playing call of duty right now, but what's a pussy? :O

Sally: -_- a doughnut...

John: Can you just bring it over? :(

Sally:... fuck you john

call of duty 

An excellent game with some of the best graphics and gameplay of all time. There are so many intense and fun single player misssions such as the British when you have to hold that bridge. Or as the Soviets when you have to rush the dock at Stalingrad or take that building.
Also has top notch multiplayer.

*Waits patiently for 2 year old DoD zealot to post something about how Call Of Duty sucks*
call of duty by Elitist January 18, 2004

Call of Duty 4 

a game that always fucks you over what was once fun is now shit cause the maps get very old after a while. the only way to have fun in cod 4 is when you block doors another fun move is in District in the house that has that room with a stair way next to it that leads to nothing stand in the doorway in that room and your team will keep spawning in there as someone menchend in halo 3 you get killed by five year olds in cod 4 you get killed by 12 year olds that spam grenades that your guy can throw over 2 buildings bounce 300 ft then blow up right next to you
AFFLICT: wow thats gay

Project_74: what happend?

AFFLICT: i was hit by my own grenade that bounced of 50 things and just happend to land right next to me the physics in this game sucks

Project_74: holy fucking shit i was just killed from behind a fucking brick wall and the guy who killed me was spamming a m16 while spinning in circles

AFFLICT: thats stupid fuck cod 5 and Call of Duty 4 lets get LBP and the new Lord of the Rings game!

Project_74:HURRAY!
Call of Duty 4 by Bubba Jenny March 25, 2009

Call Of Duty Cold War 

The newest game in the Call of Duty franchise and it is a fun game with a single player, multiplayer, and a good Zombies
Me: “Hey Justin did you play Call Of Duty Cold War last night?”
Justin “Yeah, and I’m cracked 😫”

Call of Duty 

A series of games made by Activsion that generally take place in WW2, Producers alternate between Treyarch and Infinity Ward. Treyarch made Call of Duty 3, and World at War. Infinity Ward made Call of Duty, CoD2, and CoD4 (The best of the bunch). Almost as good as sex.
Gamer 1: Wanna play Call of Duty?
Gamer 2: Sure, witch one?
Gamer 1: 4, Duh!
Call of Duty by Burkus December 16, 2008

call of duty infinite warfare 

absolute shit doesn't have Micheal Bay