Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people in this room making definitions of them, are actually getting more chicks then everyone these days. And let's face it people, we're all dorks inside. We all want to be ourselves but we can't. But it seems like we don't even know what to consider a dork nowadays. So let's just call all the losers nerds or geeks...or better yet losers.
Jock #1: Dude, we can't let those dork fags take our girls. It's like a freaking dork revolution!
Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.
Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...
Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again
Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.
All the jocks: But they're like....
Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.
Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.
Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...
Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again
Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.
All the jocks: But they're like....
Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.
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A person who loves to spend their free time jamming to insane music... {if you can call it that}. They read books of mythical creatures like faeries and vamps and werewolves. They can often be found sitting on the side of the road, usually on a stone bridge. They are usually very angry or extremely giggly. They associated with those that are not well understood, but is very protective of those in which they love.Food: watermelon, slushies, gum,kool-aid, SUGAR
by Dorkey_lozer August 6, 2008
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dierking at party: *silence*......
Party goer 1: He's such a stuck up social elitist.
Party goer 2: Actually, you are mistakenly confusing his quixotic narratives that are currently playing out in his mind
Party goer 1: And I never knew....
Party goer 1: He's such a stuck up social elitist.
Party goer 2: Actually, you are mistakenly confusing his quixotic narratives that are currently playing out in his mind
Party goer 1: And I never knew....
by dierking February 5, 2010
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Dude1: Hey dude look at this defintion I wrote for pi!
"I like pie!"
Dude2:Dude what does THAT have to do with pi?! Your such an Urban Dork...
"I like pie!"
Dude2:Dude what does THAT have to do with pi?! Your such an Urban Dork...
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