An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).
"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017
Get the poop dick ditchmug. You: Hows your husband?
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009
Get the Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assetsmug. George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006
Get the dig a ditch and pop in it the toastermug. The childhood prank that used to be known as “ding dong ditch” back in the day before everyone had their own Glocks and AR-15s for “home protection.”
I’ve told my kids that should they ignorantly choose to go and ring a neighbor’s doorbell as a prank that they may be engaging in their last game of deadly ding dong ditch!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
Get the deadly ding dong ditchmug. something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch
by isvan November 8, 2008
Get the Ditch the Bitch and make the Switchmug. by hella_bull March 29, 2007
Get the Tongue shoveling the fuck ditchmug. When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.
by lmaooops November 14, 2016
Get the ding dong ditchmug.