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Ding-Dong Ditch 

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

Ding Dong Ditch 

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
Ding Dong Ditch by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010

Bitch in a ditch 

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.
*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.
Bitch in a ditch by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

ding dong ditch 

I stuck it in her ding dong ditch last night
ding dong ditch by JackBadass April 12, 2010

love ditch 

snapper,fish slipper,meat hole,monkey,vagina.
I slapped her face with my kidney busterand then planted it in her love ditch.
love ditch by grinder November 27, 2003

ding dong ditch 

when doosh bags come around in the middle of the night thinking they are cool. They knock on your door and hide so when the person answers the door to see no one there they can laugh.
i hate when people ding dong ditch