Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

Moon Cuddle

The act of two people sleeping together (like spooning) but in the shape of a moon crest

Moon Cuddles are just like spooning but instead the body is more arched like the shape of a moon. The shape does not resemble that of a full moon, but rather the time when a moon looks like a toe nail

by SBarney96 January 6, 2014

octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.

Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle

by Yssarg June 18, 2017

cuddle

What your girlfriend say she wants to do becuase she acts too reserved to say she wants to jump your bones and have monkey sex.

gf: Let's cuddle <ripping off clothing>

by Jon Ormond November 24, 2004

cuddlebility

a fusion of the words cuddle and ability; referencing one's ability to be good at cuddling.

Sally commended Tim for his cuddlebility after they took a nap together.

by Mr. GoldTeefs February 18, 2009

Cuddled

When you are "cuddled" that means you are very comfortable preferably in a bed by yourself. You can be cuddled while cuddling with another person, but this words emphasizes you being comfortable in bed ready to sleep with a soft blanket and stuffed animal. You can also be cuddled while sitting on any sort of soft chair such as a sofa, bean bag, or bean chair. Most likely, one will be cuddled with a soft item or object close to them such as a blanket, pillow, stuffed animal, ect... . To be more cuddled than usual, is to sleep in a soft bed alone. Couples can be cuddled, but not as much as single people because there is more room for singles than couples. But one person out of a couple can be cuddled while taking a nap, or sitting on a soft chair.

" I felt so cuddled last night while I was sleeping in my bed with my stuffed animal." Said Meredith

"I was not very cuddled last night because my wife kept moving in her sleep." Said Jason

by Girl Almighty May 26, 2016