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Crunk o'clock 

Crunk (kru^ngk)
a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up.

o-clock (uh-klok)
an adverb meaning of, by, or according to the clock.

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Crunk o'clock (kru^ngk uh-klok)
Originating from the city of Portland, OR, the phrase is an exclamation of a heightened state of mental impairedness usually brought on by any combination of the aforementioned substances.

In addition to saying the phrase, the accompanying hand motion is equally as important

As defined by the phrase creator:

A celebratory gesture made by one (or in some cases many) person(s), by raising one hand to make a 90 degree angle of the arm — usually meant to indicate to spectators mutual acknowledgment of what time it is, and placing the other hand firmly on the axis of the 90 degree angle. With the hand that is extended into the air, a staccato downward motion towards the opposite elbow is made, making the performer appear to be "crunk," or to be miming a malfunctioning clock. (Porte 2006)
1. "Hey bitches, it's crunk o'clock!"

2. "Son, what time did you stay out last night?"
"I don’t know, Dad, most likely a little bit after crunk o'clock."
"Good job, Son"
Crunk o'clock by Crunker November 23, 2006
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crunk fluid 

Booze. Especially hard liquor mixes with little or no consideration of taste and more emphesis based on amount of alcholic content.
"Yo man' you got the crunk fluid?"
"yeeea.."
"..tru"
crunk fluid by combyay January 27, 2005
Related Words

Crunk FBing

The act of getting drunk and then posting outlandish and regrettable comments and or status'.

Similar to "drunk dialing"
"the telegraph is the best invention ever"

"No buddy, that would be a beer dispensing blowjob machine"

"Man chris i told you to stop Crunk FBing"
Crunk FBing by TheScenario April 9, 2010

crunk juice bomb 

the process of taking a shot in which you lick cocaine, shoot patron, and smack a booty
Boy, that crunk juice bomb really got me crunked last night.
the gayest crap ever.

Instead of listening to real MCs with mad beats and creative lyrics, it all sounds the same and has the same beat and is about ass, bling, money, prostitution, and clubbing.

While hip hop originally was to express oneself lyrically, with metaphors and smart things to say.

also people from "DA ATL" use some stupid way of spelling similar to 1337 or chatspeak.
EX: 'I B DA FIEZT NIGGA IN DA HOL KLUB, I B PIMPIN DEM HOZ'

crunk rap also has many dances like "lean wit it rock wit it", "krank dat soulja boy", "2-step, "pop lock and drop it", and like 345236 more but they are all the same.

many of the 'atl'z finezt rappahz' are not even from the ghetto, as hip hop is commonly meant to express the hard life in the ghetto, most are from the suburbs surrounding atlanta.

fuck this, im going to sleep.
crunk rap b da shitz

i b rollin on twennyfourz

krank dat soulja boii
crunk rap by BrooklynIsBurining September 29, 2007

crunk music 

Music that gets you crunk.
Best experienced when you're stoned and drunk.

The lyrics don't make sense but that doesn't matter because its just high-energy go-crazy music.
Lil' Jon, Lil' Scrappy, Crime Mob, Ying Tang Twins
crunk music by dr. crunk June 12, 2005

crunk and dunk 

simply to consume enough alcohol to be able to accept the bullshit of the broad you are dating long enough to fuck her.
man, just a couple of more shots of Patron and I'll be ready to Crunk and Dunk. Man Julia is a pain the ass, but I need to get laid.
crunk and dunk by andocracka May 28, 2009