A play on the word "crunk" which is a combination of "crazy" and "drunk"; five-crunk takes crunk to a whole new level. Five-crunk basically implies that one will get disastrously wasted without remembering what happened the night before; whether it is a combo of uppers and downers, five-crunk takes one off their chain.
by The Green Urbanite June 11, 2009

by wobbier February 22, 2017

"johnny gets tore up from the floor up out his crunk jug"
"how much beer can one crunk jug hold"
"damn it i lost my crunk jug"
"how much beer can one crunk jug hold"
"damn it i lost my crunk jug"
by jesskakemp February 7, 2009

A group of young men residing in Oakland County, located on the outskirts of Detroit. Of all shapes, races, and sizes, these boys have created a new language for themselves. They smoke the 'dutchie', drink the 'drank', 'shred' in their whips, and 'sesh' with bitchez. There's no one else out there like them, they're truly one of a kind. Often, they think highly of themselves. (sometimes too highly)
"MMMMmmmMMM so hottttt"
"yahhhh mmm so hot right nowwww"
"dutchies"
"that purple draannnkk"
"yee"
"booze cruise"
"_______'s tryin to sessionnn"
"get it"
"..........
from: dem crunk$ide"
"yahhhh mmm so hot right nowwww"
"dutchies"
"that purple draannnkk"
"yee"
"booze cruise"
"_______'s tryin to sessionnn"
"get it"
"..........
from: dem crunk$ide"
by friends of the crunkside August 26, 2010

by Mo'$ April 13, 2005

by mackerel daddy January 22, 2011

A teenage boy who has no respect for those close to him -because that's keepin it CRUNK. (His real last name is Crunk, shocking -I know).
by JasonDavis March 28, 2009
