tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

Shakedown Cruise

When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.

Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.

by Xgishy March 14, 2021

Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Alaskan Cruise

A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship

Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair

I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough

by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022

Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic

Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007

by slqur July 21, 2022

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise

- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.

by Brob August 16, 2022