nut cookie

When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.

"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."

"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."

by Sir Gusty December 07, 2008

swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.

I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.

by BDBCage October 12, 2010

Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!

by UKCPD August 16, 2008

Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.

The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.

by Ben_Shapiro_838 April 17, 2021

bakin cookies

to stick your balls inside a girls vagina, while keeping your penis out

i was bakin cookies cuz my balls were cold

by bob_deep April 24, 2007

fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 20, 2003

MRE Cookies

a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies

Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!

by Post_amerika February 12, 2009