I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.
by BDBCage October 14, 2010

When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.
"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."
"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."
"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."
by Sir Gusty December 17, 2008

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
by UKCPD October 9, 2008

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.
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