Constraption

A contraption that is made up of straps. Something used to tie wheelie bins to the back of a car, to get the bins down a long driveway

They’re using that constraption to get the wheelie bins out.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Constaint

The correct spelling of the fake word “constant.”

M: “I’m in constaint pain🙂”
A: “Constant?”
M: “No, constaint”
A: “Ah, okay”

by I'm going to murder your kids September 15, 2023

Conshritiontional

Consensual Christian’s

I love me some Conshritiontional sex

by Lllluuuucaaas December 20, 2023

Constitarded

When you are constipated and retarded at the same time.

Steve- Dude, that dumbass Jeff has been on the shitter for an hour now

George- Yeah man, he’s totally constitarded.

by Constitard February 10, 2024

Conscript

Meaning 1: One who is compulsorily enrolled, often into a military service; a draftee.
Meaning 2: A term for “constructed script”.

Meaning 1: That solider is a conscript.
Meaning 2: Unifon is a conscript.

by ChristmasCakeGlazer December 11, 2024

Constraints

No. I'm not doing it Jordan.

Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Conscription

Conscription is when governments force its citizens, usually young, able bodied men, to serve in the armed forces. In most countries, it is only implemented during a time of war, but in some, it also exists during peacetime. It’s a highly controversial subject, and many see it as essentially a form of modern day slavery.

Countries with peacetime conscription include South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Greece, Switzerland, and Austria.

by This is my handle okay July 29, 2025