clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

Turd Clippers

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"

by Budaploud July 8, 2009

Eight Ball Crip

A gang created in Long Beach, California in the early 80s. The gang leader was Crazy S.

You got Eight Ball Crip jacked.

by Point Blank July 2, 2003

Roach Clip

A device used to hold a marijauna cigarette to avoid the dropping of it when intoxited, also allowing one to use the most marijauna available.

Dude do you have a roch clip I'm too stoned to hold my joint

by alien7 March 24, 2003

clip it and ship it

you know exactly what it means LUL

the twitch stream forsen breaths
twitch chat: LUL CLIP IT AND SHIP IT TO XQC

by anonymous September 14, 2020

clipped

When a mad person is not happy with you he will take you out

I was slagging this girl and it turns out her father is mad. He is going to have me clipped

by Jonny Sheridan December 20, 2013

crip drip

When a Crip gang member has a wavy outfit aka "drip"

"Sheff G got hella Crip Drip on BD" - RKeishh

by RKeishh January 15, 2019