An affordable but classy boxed wine made in the Chilean valleys of Pirque. Comes in four varieties, suitable for any occasion. May not be approved by the French.
Keeping it clossy.
Damn Capresha how much clos you hittin up these days?!
The clos went down smoothly as he lay his rough hands on her delicate breasts.
Damn Capresha how much clos you hittin up these days?!
The clos went down smoothly as he lay his rough hands on her delicate breasts.
by Latinstallion January 9, 2014
Get the Clos mug.Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.
Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram
by Jlova71 July 26, 2018
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Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.
Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*
Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
by Nehima Six66 November 14, 2009
Get the Danger Close mug.A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.
You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.
by ike2011 March 21, 2011
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1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.
2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.
1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.
2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.
That guy totally looks like a Clopster
We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.
Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.
We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.
Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.
by Slydog12 January 2, 2012
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Get the Gezzy clogg mug.When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.
A sign of repressed homosexuality.
A sign of repressed homosexuality.
I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.
by Midwooood August 10, 2010
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