Get to the Chopper 

Whilst receiving fellatio from a woman, the man pulls out and proceeds to spin his dick in a circular motion while repeatedly cock slapping her followed by the man yelling "get to the chopper!" before blowing his load.

Also known as the Schwarzenegger

"Last night I told my girlfriend to get to the chopper"

Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"

Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"

Get to the Chopper by thegooddrbill May 6, 2013

Chipped

A girl that is crusty, messy and lazy, like chipped nail-varnish.

“Yo that Stacy bitch is chipped. You seen her mug?”

Chipped by Thatwaslegitness-yeahitwas July 20, 2018

Chapped 

Used to describe something of poor quality or make, or something that is cringe-inducing. Can apply to anything from media such as a movie, TV show, or music, to items such as food, technology, etc. Can even apply to a situation, such as a social interaction or conversation.

"Man, the visual effects in that movie were so chapped."

"Imagine Dragons' new song is so chapped."

Joe: "McDonald's got my order wrong again."

Steve: "Man, that's chapped."

Chapped by vayperwayve November 7, 2019

Chopper 

A middle class male who fits most, if not all of the following criteria. Not to be confused with a rah.

He has floppy shoulder length, usually blond hair.

He visited South East Asia for his gap year, but he doesnt call it a gap year he calls it "travelling". What he actually means is he got shitfaced with other choppers for 3 months, all the time posing with the the poor local children for a host of Facebook profile pictures.

He is paid through university by his family and finds it strange that not everyone gets the same deal.

His year round attire is a pastel coloured polo shirt, three quarter length beige shorts and flip flops.

He drives a Mini.

After finishing his degree in Business Studies or Management he will get a job working for his dad's company.

He has a tattoo on his arm (often from his "travels") that he considers to be meaningful. It shows his creative side. It says "TWAT" in Vietnamese.

Look at that guy at the bar, he's a complete chopper.

Fredo: I just got back from Thailand. It was amazing, the people there have it so hard. I helped them build a hospital while I was there.
Davey: Mate, you are such a chopper.

Fredo: Do you like my new tattoo? It's my girlfriend's name in Hindi.
Davey: Mate, you are a complete and utter chopper.

Chopper by jimboooooooo May 8, 2009

Nigger Chopper 

A name white male republicans give their shotgun, usually a remington 870 12 gauge, to chop up some niggers breaking into their home.

As he woke up late at night, he saw his TV floating away. He picked up his Nigger Chopper and put a shell in the chamber. The sound of the pump action on the Nigger Chopper made the TV crash to the floor.

Nigger Chopper by Dandongding September 3, 2018

Chopper 

A person, usually male who would have been previously referred to as an 'idiot', 'wanker', 'fool' or any other of the myriad of terms applied to people who aren't 'good'.

Yeah...what a chopper

Chopper by turcle93 May 12, 2011

Chapped Sack 

The extreme drying of the scrotum to the point in which the skin starts to peel or flake off. Usually occuring in Somolian teenagers due to their ritual of manhood in which they must dry their scrotum in sand for 7 days and 7 nights.

Mohammed's chapped sack was so intense that it required constant lubrication from his Ball Balm.(Chapstick for the Balls)

Chapped Sack by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 7, 2009