Choke Ass

Product to stop diarrhea (Pepto or similar)

I need some choke ass to stop my cheap beer shits.

by Evil Metal October 27, 2016

Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History

• February 7, 2010 - Super Bowl XLIV – San Diego 31, Indianapolis 17
• January 8, 2011 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 17, Indianapolis 16
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17

• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24

• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17

• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18

• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3

• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14

• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0

• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)

• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

by OneSmallStep January 25, 2011

choke a scoag

To smoke a Cigarette

Hey dude, you wanna go choke a scoag?

by Jpierre March 23, 2009

Choke the Vader

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"

Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now

by PS2luvr April 26, 2009

Poke and Choke

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.

Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.

by Superman V2 April 21, 2014

Choke the Cheesecake

To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??

by Casey Weederman August 28, 2010

Choke Masturbation

refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal

Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.

by Coryandrew December 9, 2008